The Ass Monkey Clan
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We don't allow just anyone to be an Ass Monkey! We have standards! To be among the best that is the Ass Monkeys, you must be active, have a decent personality, and have some skill.
To actually get into the clan you also have to be active both on our servers but on the forums at http://www.theamclan.com . So I am putting easy steps on how to get our =AM= tags in front of your name which will make you a better person overall.. It might even get you laid.. (True story!)
Step 1: Post Here - http://theamclan.com/smf/index.php?topic=447.0
Step 2: Fill out an application here: http://www.theamclan.com/app.html
Unfortunately, even at this point, you are still not an Ass Monkey. You must have a good amount of XP on at least one of our servers. 10,000 XP is a decent amount. During your time killing and taking no prisoners, you should have gotten to know at least a few =AM= members and hopefully they have noticed your skill and have gotten to know you. Which brings us to the 3rd step in the process!
Step 3: Find an Ass Monkey Full Member or higher to sponsor you!
If an =AM= Full Member or higher agrees to sponsor you, they will get the ball rolling and will find a Recruitment Officer to place you on =AM=Probationary Member status. (At this point you can wear our glorious clan tags and get laid at the nearest bar...... The pick-up line that has a 50% success rate is, "How you doin... I'm an Ass Monkey Probationary Member and I'd love to take you back to my place and show you my mad fragging skills")... Trust me, it works!
Step 4: There is no step 4... now go frag or something!
==Servers and their rules==
Currently, we only have one public server, down from four less than a month ago which will most likely be back soon.
The =AM= NQ Xpsave Sever - http://et.trackbase.net/index.php?mod=serverinfo&idx=1782
This server can be accessed by any version of ET. Type /connect 126.96.36.199:27966 in the console and it will be accessed. Check out the custom modifications by our server builder, including weapons, sounds, and skins by our server builder (And Co-Clan Leader!) =AM=JayRock. He has spent countless hours working on the servers for more than three years.
Our rules are very simple.
1: No Flaming! (This means verbally attacking pkayers on our servers)
2: No Racism! (Self Explanatory!)
3: No Sexism! (Just because a girl can kick your ass in ET doesn't mean you can throw out a sexist joke)
4: No spawn killing with heavy weapons or arty!
6: No hacking or attempts to hack.
7: No Spamming voice chat!
8: Do NOT disrespect admins, global moderators, or moderators!
9: Have Fun!
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